<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31953757</id><updated>2011-04-22T10:53:38.473+08:00</updated><category term='excuses'/><title type='text'>finger in nose</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fingerinnose.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31953757/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fingerinnose.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>nugnug</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09675107759607193500</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b391/Engliang/theCorinithian.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>19</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31953757.post-4189260068852166807</id><published>2007-04-28T02:17:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2007-04-28T02:24:15.073+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Count on Him, Singapore</title><content type='html'>Oh my, I can't believe this thing only reached the net now (it's from 2004). Anyway, was reading the Intelligent Singaporean when I saw this:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="374" height="308"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/5wk51lfLfIQ"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/5wk51lfLfIQ" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="374" height="308"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31953757-4189260068852166807?l=fingerinnose.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='related' href='http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wk51lfLfIQ&amp;eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fintelligentsingaporean%2Ewordpress%2Ecom%2F' title='Count on Him, Singapore'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fingerinnose.blogspot.com/feeds/4189260068852166807/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=31953757&amp;postID=4189260068852166807' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31953757/posts/default/4189260068852166807'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31953757/posts/default/4189260068852166807'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fingerinnose.blogspot.com/2007/04/count-on-him-singapore.html' title='Count on Him, Singapore'/><author><name>nugnug</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09675107759607193500</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b391/Engliang/theCorinithian.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31953757.post-7527955006509901210</id><published>2007-04-16T23:28:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2007-04-17T01:30:09.568+08:00</updated><title type='text'>A Passage to Bali</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-style: italic;font-size:100%;" &gt;(Warning: this is a bloody long post)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Alright, half a moon ago, I went to Bali on a working holiday. My sister, the centre of gravity in the family (cos she’s the prime earner of this social unit) decided that she’s gonna celebrate the ending of her semester at SMU, where she’s taking a suicidal two-year Masters of Science in Accounting course.&lt;br /&gt;Of course, a minor difficulty was that I had three papers to hand on the week I’m supposed to go to Bali, and had a History research paper due two days after I came back from that island. The result is being forced to work in the airport, on the flight, and in the hotel at night.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b391/Engliang/SlavinginHotelrecoloured.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer; width: 152px; height: 204px;" src="http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b391/Engliang/SlavinginHotelrecoloured.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;my workstation in the hotel: right beside the sink. And no, this is not loserish&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;Still, Bali (meaning ‘offering’ or ‘come back’ in local language) is a pretty nice place. Bowing down to the usual practice of using Singapore as a size of measurement, Bali is roughly eight little dots on the map.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b391/Engliang/mapofBalifromlonelyplanet.gif"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer; width: 200px;" src="http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b391/Engliang/mapofBalifromlonelyplanet.gif" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.lonelyplanet.com/mapshells/south_east_asia/bali/bali.htm"&gt;placed here as a tribute&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.lonelyplanet.com/mapshells/south_east_asia/bali/bali.htm"&gt; to Lonely Planet&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;The people had ‘modernized’, however, and no longer goes around topless *ignores deafening chorus of groans*. Unfortunately (or fortunately for my history paper) we could only visit that island for 4 days 3 nights, and only had time for visiting the southeastern portions of the place (i.e., the more touristy places).&lt;br /&gt;We stayed at &lt;a href="http://www.tamanayucottage.com/"&gt;Taman Ayu Cottages&lt;/a&gt;, Kerobokan, Kuta.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b391/Engliang/TamanAyuCottagesFrontPorchrecoloure.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer; width: 320px;" src="http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b391/Engliang/TamanAyuCottagesFrontPorchrecoloure.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;This being a budget trip (total fee for 4 people, including the mandatory climax at the DFS liquor store, amounts to less than $2,500, despite unrestrained spending), we stayed at their cheapest room.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b391/Engliang/BaliCollagehotelroom.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer; width: 320px;" src="http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b391/Engliang/BaliCollagehotelroom.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Taman Ayu Cottages’ cheapest room&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;This being Bali, you only go for five types of tours: spa, beach-and-surfing, cultural, hunting-for-natives-in-local-grab, or some mix thereof. As this trip was planned by my sister, we went for a cultural thingy, and spent only two hours browsing in Kuta, the major bom- er, shopping district. Shopperholic Synonymous members should enjoy that district though; it’s quite small, but apparently some of the stores there sell some unique and classy stuff, with the only problem being that they target ang mos rather than Asians, but this means well-grown people should have a nice time there.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b391/Engliang/KutaBeachrecoloured.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer; width: 320px;" src="http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b391/Engliang/KutaBeachrecoloured.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Kuta beach. It’s bloody crowded, though&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;Another thing: Bali’s tour guides are an inextinguishable source of local information. They’ll spam information (in a good way), especially about Balinese culture, telling you much more than you can be reasonably be expected to remember or want to know, unless you’re a history student specializing in Southeast Asia.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b391/Engliang/tourguiderecoloured.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer; width: 320px;" src="http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b391/Engliang/tourguiderecoloured.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;These guides are bloody polyglots. For example, my first-day guide (pictured above, with funny head thingy) was a near-sixty granddad. At that age, he just mastered Chinese as a spoken language less than half a year ago (according to him, at least) and speaks Balinese, English, French, German, Russian and Japanese to various other groups of people we met. Bloody hell. Of course, Differential Opportunities theory applies here as well, and some of the other guides’ command of spoken English… well, just say that if PROSE members are there, they will suffer repeated multiple strokes.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;Anyway, the first thing you’ll notice in Bali, right after the sometimes flooded, usually narrow and always atmospheric roads, is the preponderance of rice fields.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b391/Engliang/BaliCollagericefields.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer; width: 320px;" src="http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b391/Engliang/BaliCollagericefields.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;Some of these fields have been cultivated for centuries, if the guides are to be trusted, and they lend a relaxed, tranquil ambiance to the air. Irrigation channels run everywhere. Apparently, the conditions are good enough that the Balinese are able to harvest up to three times a year. That seems to be a pretty high yield. The state government is too selling land with ownership up to 30 or 40 years, so those who likes to feel nostalgic (i.e. lie to themselves) about old, outmoded, edenic rural communities, you probably have a prime candidate for relocation…&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;Generally, the people of Bali marketed their culture and way of life for tourism. This means, for the inquisitive tourist, good things and bad things. The bad thing (among others) is, obviously, a commodified culture naturally means an additional variable to the original culture itself, and selling culture is different from just culture itself. When people interested in studying culture gets there, what you get is a modified, different culture rather than a less tempered product. This adds an additional interpretative layer to the object of study, and may well irk purists (no, I am NOT going into the Carr-Elton debate here).&lt;br /&gt;The good thing is that there are no completely fabricated &lt;a href="http://www.rgs.edu.sg/events/Chinatown/main/main1.html"&gt;tourist traps&lt;/a&gt; here; there’s no need to construct those, as Bali had a pretty rich tradition to draw from. You get to peek into the everyday lives of the locals. There’s dozens of temple festivals, and their religion, a kind of Balinese Hinduism that emphasizes the worship of the three highest Hindu deities, Brahma (often represented by yellow or red), Vishnu (represented by white) and Shiva (by black). They wrapped checkered cloths on holy trees and around statues found on bridges, roundabouts, house entrances, etc, as to represent ‘holiness’.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b391/Engliang/Statuewithcheckeredclothrecoloured.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer; width: 111px; height: 168px;" src="http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b391/Engliang/Statuewithcheckeredclothrecoloured.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b391/Engliang/Statuewithcheckeredcloth2recoloured.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer; width: 128px; height: 168px;" src="http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b391/Engliang/Statuewithcheckeredcloth2recoloured.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;Religion is inherent in their lives. Every day, before businesses open up, their owners will perform some ritual in front the shrines in front of every Hindu store.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b391/Engliang/StoreShrinerecoloured.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer; width: 320px;" src="http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b391/Engliang/StoreShrinerecoloured.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;They even put flowers from such rituals in the tour conversion van, although I suspect this may merely be an attempt to impress the tourists on the cultural internalization of the average Balinese. Culture is an important selling point of Bali, after all.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b391/Engliang/Ritualflowersinvan.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer; width: 320px;" src="http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b391/Engliang/Ritualflowersinvan.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;We stumbled upon some festival (I forgotten exactly which of their untold myriad of festivals) and saw these decorations on their streets:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b391/Engliang/StreetFestivalDecorationsrecoloured.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer; width: 320px;" src="http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b391/Engliang/StreetFestivalDecorationsrecoloured.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;On a related side note, this religio-cultural relationship spiraled into an intriguing focus, which decent, wholesome people like me believe is best represented by pictures:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b391/Engliang/BaliCollagephallicsymbols.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer; width: 320px;" src="http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b391/Engliang/BaliCollagephallicsymbols.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Many know the great name of Sigmund Freud, but few knows the Austrian’s works were inspired by what he saw in Bali. And yes, the picture on the bottom right shows a man holding a huge knife staring maliciously at a woody.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;Their architecture style is similar to the Buddhist kingdoms in Southeast Asia.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b391/Engliang/BaliCollageTemplePalacearchitecture.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer; width: 320px;" src="http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b391/Engliang/BaliCollageTemplePalacearchitecture.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;However, the symbolism behind the very similar style is different, at least, according to my sister, who is the familial expert on non-violent aspects of classical Southeast Asian history (she corrected our tourguide on a couple of occasions. Beware). For example, the number of levels in a roof has different meanings for the Balinese.&lt;br /&gt;Roofs with two levels are dedicated to appease malign spirits, while those with odd numbers are for good spirits, ancestors or gods.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b391/Engliang/Templeancestraltwolevelpadoga.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer; width: 200px;" src="http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b391/Engliang/Templeancestraltwolevelpadoga.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;on the extreme left, for appeasing malign spirits&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b391/Engliang/Templeancestralfivelevelpagoda.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer; width: 200px;" src="http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b391/Engliang/Templeancestralfivelevelpagoda.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;for worshipping ancestors&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;Anyway, the length of this post is getting way out of hand, and I’m just gonna throw many architectural pics at you.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b391/Engliang/BaliCollagemodernhouse.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer; width: 284px; height: 231px;" src="http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b391/Engliang/BaliCollagemodernhouse.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Some typical Balinese house pics&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b391/Engliang/TypicalHouserecoloured.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer; width: 230px; height: 151px;" src="http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b391/Engliang/TypicalHouserecoloured.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Note that even a normal-class Balinese home has a courtyard just for religious ceremonies&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;We, as is mandatory for tours these days, visited the Bali’s cultural-tourist-industrial complex. Bali’s tour guides are an integral component of this complex, since they will bring you to all the traditional batik, wood-craving, oil painting, silversmithing trades, in the hopes that you’ll buy something from there. To give them their due, these handicrafts are certainly impressive, both in quality and in price.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b391/Engliang/BaliCollageBatik.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer; width: 320px;" src="http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b391/Engliang/BaliCollageBatik.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Bloody beautiful, but the cheapest hankerchief-sized batik cost Rp 250,000. That’s S$ 40 &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;minimum&lt;/span&gt;. Hell and Damnation&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b391/Engliang/BaliCollageIndustries.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer; width: 320px;" src="http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b391/Engliang/BaliCollageIndustries.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Other traditional stuff. The key here is to offer a third of the prize listed on the price tag. You may actually get that price.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;Okay, this is really getting ridiculously long, so, to summarize, we visited a recently rediscovered 7th Century cave,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b391/Engliang/BaliCollageelephantcave.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer; width: 320px;" src="http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b391/Engliang/BaliCollageelephantcave.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;the Elephant Cave&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;saw the omnipresent phallic symbols inside it,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b391/Engliang/elephantcavephallicsymbolsrecoloure.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer; width: 320px;" src="http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b391/Engliang/elephantcavephallicsymbolsrecoloure.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;representing Shiva, Vishnu and Brahma&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;and met a genuine wise man paying a visit there&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b391/Engliang/WiseManinthecave.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer; width: 276px; height: 367px;" src="http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b391/Engliang/WiseManinthecave.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;No tricksies! All Hail the Wise Man!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;We went to some spice plantations,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b391/Engliang/BaliCollagespiceplantation.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer; width: 320px;" src="http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b391/Engliang/BaliCollagespiceplantation.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;and went to an active volcano which had scored a few thousand kills. The restaurant there isn’t anything special though, and its entrance is plagued with a bunch of endearing but pro-active and persevering hawkers.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b391/Engliang/BaliVolcano.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer; width: 629px; height: 223px;" src="http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b391/Engliang/BaliVolcano.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;We too visited a centuries-old temple, destroyed by another volcanic eruption in 1963 and restored (a.k.a. rebuilt) later on. Pretty big, but no Angkor Wat.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b391/Engliang/volcanictemple0.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer; width: 320px;" src="http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b391/Engliang/volcanictemple0.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b391/Engliang/volcanictemple1.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer; width: 320px;" src="http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b391/Engliang/volcanictemple1.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;Finally, we visited an ancient Balinese court of justice.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b391/Engliang/OldBalineseCourtwaitingroom.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer; width: 320px;" src="http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b391/Engliang/OldBalineseCourtwaitingroom.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;the waiting room,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b391/Engliang/OldBalineseCourt.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer; width: 320px;" src="http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b391/Engliang/OldBalineseCourt.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;and the court itself&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;Just one last bit: for the wine lovers, the Balinese red wine tasted like the Vietnamese red wine Junming gave me: you need to mix it with ice water to dilute it in order to make it drinkable. Only drink it if you’re open-minded like Leon Trotsky. Their white wine tasted like hard liquor, with 40% alcohol. They ask you to squeeze lime in it, so that it will at least have a hint of lime. You can somewhat duplicate it back home by mixing really bad whiskey with lime juice. Of course, this comes with the corollary: don’t try this at home.&lt;br /&gt;Lastly, a final piece, I promise. If you visit Bali and stay in Kerobokan, Kuta in Bali, take a taxi to this excellent bar called &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" &gt;Tu’u Bar&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;. It will cost about S$30 per person, but the food and the service there is bloody astonishing. It’s probably the best food I’ve eaten since Ding Tai Feng in Taipei.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;Anyway, enjoy the pictures. Bali is somewhat worth it for screwing up a Chinese history research essay, and that’s really saying something.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b391/Engliang/Screwedresearchpaper.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer; width: 222px; height: 296px;" src="http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b391/Engliang/Screwedresearchpaper.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;it’s corkscrewed, actually. that’s probably even worse than normal screwing&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;Okay, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;font-size:100%;" &gt;finally&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt; signing off on. Cya buggers.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31953757-7527955006509901210?l=fingerinnose.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fingerinnose.blogspot.com/feeds/7527955006509901210/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=31953757&amp;postID=7527955006509901210' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31953757/posts/default/7527955006509901210'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31953757/posts/default/7527955006509901210'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fingerinnose.blogspot.com/2007/04/passage-to-bali.html' title='A Passage to Bali'/><author><name>nugnug</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09675107759607193500</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b391/Engliang/theCorinithian.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31953757.post-6987690643874491540</id><published>2007-04-12T14:33:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2007-04-12T14:55:10.046+08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='excuses'/><title type='text'>erm</title><content type='html'>Some of you may be wondering about the lack of material being spammed on this blog for a long, long time. For months on end, emptiness has filled this blog, giving the impression that nothing is being generated.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is not true.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dring all this time, &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;nothing&lt;/span&gt; is being collected. You see, nothing, while meaning an avsence of anything, and in theory defines the concept of, well, nothing, is still nonetheless a concept. It is there. You can feel it. How else do you acknowledge its existence? Nothing, thus, is something.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There is good empirical proof that nothing exists.&lt;br /&gt;Look inside your heads, everyone.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b391/Engliang/InsideYourBrain.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer; width: 320px;" src="http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b391/Engliang/InsideYourBrain.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Undoctored view inside your head.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;See?&lt;br /&gt;Nothing.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Anyway, the whole point was that the nothingness was intentional. Honest. Nothing was being collected, after all. In all honesty (which I possess in spades, honest) I have been studying nothing for the past months. Hence, nothing has been done in this blog.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So you ask, what great secrets had you, exactly, managed to divulge by studying nothing? Well, it's a pretty long paper, and since I'm planning to use it for my thesis I can't really publish it on a blog, but I guess I can drop and few quotes here and there....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;*ahem*&lt;br /&gt;From the introduction:&lt;br /&gt;"However, nothing as a phenomenon must in necessity have roots stemming from root factors, such as causation, and an examination of such roots can possibly reveal the linkages that underline the occurence of the said phenomenon."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;From the philosophical mumblings:&lt;br /&gt;"...and thus, nihlism is not a form of nothing, for reasons other than it involves a process where transition occurs. To summarize this succinctly and analogically, nihilism is similar to (              ). It is nothing. Such recognition, obviously, could only be made possible by the existence of something, or anything, else it would be everything. The brackets give the spaces within it meaning. Stretching a certain dead German's conceptualizations, nothing would not be categorical, but instead, hypothetical."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;From the part about literature:&lt;br /&gt;"It is possibly the conception that is the greatest narrativve, poetry and drama &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;at the same time&lt;/span&gt;. One must similarly keep in mind the inquiry into pure-nothingness, the sense of emptiness and the emotions of pain swelling in the background, while understanding that such a construction is structurally flawless. Themes of death, love, despair, hope and the imagery of the struggle of the common man is all beautifully crafted into this masterpiece."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;From the section on theology:&lt;br /&gt;"It is written that 'the earth was formless and empty' (Y. Elohim, 1). From this, one can infer that gazing into emptiness, or nothing, is like seeing God. And this is without all those millions that George Smoot had to spend."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hmm. I really shouldn't write anymore, you know. But rest assured that this would indeed make use of multidisciplinary approaches in order to learn more about nothing.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Okay, okay. Back to topic. I will just like to say that all good things must necessarily come to an end (this is not the post to debate that statement), and the beautiful, consumptive nothingness will be interrupted, at least, for a little while.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Cya.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31953757-6987690643874491540?l=fingerinnose.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fingerinnose.blogspot.com/feeds/6987690643874491540/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=31953757&amp;postID=6987690643874491540' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31953757/posts/default/6987690643874491540'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31953757/posts/default/6987690643874491540'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fingerinnose.blogspot.com/2007/04/some-of-you-may-be-wondering-about-lack.html' title='erm'/><author><name>nugnug</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09675107759607193500</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b391/Engliang/theCorinithian.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31953757.post-3697605442990516462</id><published>2007-02-22T03:03:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2007-02-22T03:20:34.822+08:00</updated><title type='text'>tight tight too tight!</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_j-dr4QeA-PM/Rdyaz6ZXTEI/AAAAAAAAAAM/NkhJbtUIiEk/s1600-h/180207.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5034068700133018690" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_j-dr4QeA-PM/Rdyaz6ZXTEI/AAAAAAAAAAM/NkhJbtUIiEk/s200/180207.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So what's it with the return of robin hood and his men in tights?&lt;br /&gt;EVERYONE in this country is wearing tights (the girls tt is).. though it would be quite fun to see guys in tights ;)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ok. I must say some of them look nice.. but the thing with trends is that when everyone starts wearing them, there is no more novelty in the trend...&lt;br /&gt;and then, we just see replicas all over..&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It's like father Abraham's children..&lt;br /&gt;Some are short, some are tall, some are fat, some are skinny....&lt;br /&gt;but they all just look about the same...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My &lt;strong&gt;MOM&lt;/strong&gt; has tights.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;disclaimer: the person in that pic is not me and pic is credited to the person in that picture..&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31953757-3697605442990516462?l=fingerinnose.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fingerinnose.blogspot.com/feeds/3697605442990516462/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=31953757&amp;postID=3697605442990516462' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31953757/posts/default/3697605442990516462'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31953757/posts/default/3697605442990516462'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fingerinnose.blogspot.com/2007/02/tight-tight-too-tight.html' title='tight tight too tight!'/><author><name>missy</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_j-dr4QeA-PM/Rdyaz6ZXTEI/AAAAAAAAAAM/NkhJbtUIiEk/s72-c/180207.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31953757.post-116314989542667569</id><published>2006-11-10T16:49:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2006-11-10T22:50:58.016+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Go God Go!</title><content type='html'>yes, we know that we abandoned this site for quite some time. Sorry about that. we are all huffing term papers or playing dead. Anyway, to compensate,  we bring you the lastest two South Park episodes, Go God Go part II and Go God Go XII.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Enjoy.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Go God Go part II&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;object width="375" height="310"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.dailymotion.com/swf/1V2y2LfmxEi1V47GP"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.dailymotion.com/swf/1V2y2LfmxEi1V47GP" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="375" height="310" allowfullscreen="true"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xl2e3_south-park-1012-go-god-go"&gt;South Park 1012 - Go, God, Go&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;Uploaded by &lt;a href="http://www.dailymotion.com/teevee4me"&gt;teevee4me&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Go God Go XII&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;object width="375" height="310"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.dailymotion.com/swf/hPBWdpxOiVCkk4lYq"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.dailymotion.com/swf/hPBWdpxOiVCkk4lYq" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="375" height="310" allowfullscreen="true"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xm8ra_1013-south-park"&gt;1013 south park &lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;Uploaded by &lt;a href="http://www.dailymotion.com/Dested"&gt;Dested&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;and this special episode is pretty neat...&lt;br /&gt;The Tonight Show's Jay Leno visit South Park&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;object width="375" height="310"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.dailymotion.com/swf/7fycLZ3OwzrQ53rED"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.dailymotion.com/swf/7fycLZ3OwzrQ53rED" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="375" height="310" allowfullscreen="true"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xhlpn_south-park-special-jay-leno-vo"&gt;South Park Special - Jay Leno vo&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;Uploaded by &lt;a href="http://www.dailymotion.com/lizandrus"&gt;lizandrus&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Now, for those of you worrying about this being illegal and all, read &lt;a href="http://www.southparkstudios.com/show/display_faq_search.php?section=2&amp;id=13232&amp;search_faq"&gt;this&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; at the official South Park website. Matt and Trey doesn't mind, mkay.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31953757-116314989542667569?l=fingerinnose.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='related' href='http://southparkvideos.blogspot.com/' title='Go God Go!'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fingerinnose.blogspot.com/feeds/116314989542667569/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=31953757&amp;postID=116314989542667569' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31953757/posts/default/116314989542667569'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31953757/posts/default/116314989542667569'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fingerinnose.blogspot.com/2006/11/go-god-go.html' title='Go God Go!'/><author><name>nugnug</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09675107759607193500</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b391/Engliang/theCorinithian.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31953757.post-116101800317153857</id><published>2006-10-17T00:50:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2006-10-17T01:07:25.650+08:00</updated><title type='text'>He is trampling out the vintage where the grapes of wrath are fermented</title><content type='html'>This little gem was from one of my friends that got drunk on the returning bus from Berkelah sometime in June. He swore to forego drinking for a year after merlioning a few times, and  happily broke his oath after a month or so. Now, he sent me this very enlightening piece of wisdom &lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;(as an excuse?) &lt;/span&gt;which i &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;must &lt;/span&gt;share with all of you...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p style="font-style: italic;" class="MsoNormal"&gt;Drinking is not that bad!&lt;/p&gt;      &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 255);"&gt;"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink I feel ashamed.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 255);"&gt;Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopes and dreams If I didn't drink this wine, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this wine and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;~ Jack Handy&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~&lt;/p&gt;      &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 153, 255);"&gt;"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. "&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;~Frank Sinatra&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~&lt;/p&gt;    &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 255);"&gt;"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;~ Henny Youngman&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~&lt;/p&gt;    &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 153, 255);"&gt;"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not."&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;~ Stephen Wright&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~&lt;/p&gt;    &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 255);"&gt;"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;~ Brian O'Rourke&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~&lt;/p&gt;    &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 153, 255);"&gt;"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;~ Benjamin Franklin&lt;/p&gt;    &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~&lt;/p&gt;    &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 255);"&gt;"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza."&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;~ Dave Barry&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~&lt;/p&gt;    &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 153, 255);"&gt;"To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group. Salvation in a can!"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;~ Dave Howell&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;And saving the best for last, as explained by Cliff Clavin, of Cheers. One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm. Here's how it went:&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p style="color: rgb(102, 255, 153);" class="MsoNormal"&gt;"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p style="color: rgb(102, 255, 153);" class="MsoNormal"&gt;That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31953757-116101800317153857?l=fingerinnose.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='related' href='http://refisoulr3.blogspot.com/' title='He is trampling out the vintage where the grapes of wrath are fermented'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fingerinnose.blogspot.com/feeds/116101800317153857/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=31953757&amp;postID=116101800317153857' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31953757/posts/default/116101800317153857'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31953757/posts/default/116101800317153857'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fingerinnose.blogspot.com/2006/10/he-is-trampling-out-vintage-where.html' title='He is trampling out the vintage where the grapes of wrath are fermented'/><author><name>nugnug</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09675107759607193500</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b391/Engliang/theCorinithian.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31953757.post-116017365532198201</id><published>2006-10-07T06:17:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2006-10-07T06:27:35.323+08:00</updated><title type='text'>All Your Haze Are Belong To Us</title><content type='html'>&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;In A.D. 2006&lt;br /&gt;&lt;st1:place&gt;Forest&lt;/st1:place&gt; fires were beginning (again).&lt;br /&gt;Singaporean:    &lt;span style=""&gt;&lt;/span&gt;What happen?&lt;br /&gt;Thai:&lt;span style=""&gt;    &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt;&lt;/span&gt;Somebody set up us the smog.&lt;br /&gt;Malaysian:    &lt;span style=""&gt;&lt;/span&gt;We get signal.&lt;br /&gt;Singaporean:    &lt;span style=""&gt;&lt;/span&gt;What!&lt;br /&gt;Malaysian:    &lt;span style=""&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt;&lt;/span&gt;TV screen turn on.&lt;br /&gt;Singaporean:    &lt;span style=""&gt;&lt;/span&gt;It's you!!&lt;br /&gt;Indonesian Farmer:&lt;span style=""&gt;    &lt;/span&gt;How are you gentlemen!!&lt;br /&gt;Indonesian Farmer:    All our haze are belong to you.&lt;br /&gt;Indonesian Farmer:    You are on the way to lots of coughing.&lt;br /&gt;Singaporean:    &lt;span style=""&gt;&lt;/span&gt;What you say!!&lt;br /&gt;Indoniesian Farmer:    You have no chance to not get sick. Make your doctor appointment.&lt;br /&gt;Indonesian Farmer:&lt;span style=""&gt;    &lt;/span&gt;Ha ha ha ha!!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 255, 153);font-size:85%;" &gt;howdies from a protogeek who discovers running noses warp minds.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 255, 153);"&gt;For Great Justice!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31953757-116017365532198201?l=fingerinnose.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='related' href='http://allyourbase.planettribes.gamespy.com/' title='All Your Haze Are Belong To Us'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fingerinnose.blogspot.com/feeds/116017365532198201/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=31953757&amp;postID=116017365532198201' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31953757/posts/default/116017365532198201'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31953757/posts/default/116017365532198201'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fingerinnose.blogspot.com/2006/10/all-your-haze-are-belong-to-us.html' title='All Your Haze Are Belong To Us'/><author><name>nugnug</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09675107759607193500</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b391/Engliang/theCorinithian.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31953757.post-115945093148047920</id><published>2006-09-28T20:58:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2006-10-07T06:14:55.573+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Another One Bites the Dust</title><content type='html'>Well, &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Justina&lt;/span&gt; has just breached her &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;21st birthday&lt;/span&gt;, that magical barrier dividing youth and auntiehood. Laments about how everything is gonna go downhill from here aside, Justina threw a party that arguably had its moments.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Chris recorded a classic rendition of the old time favourite "Happy Birthday". Click &lt;a href="http://h1.ripway.com/Nugnug/Chrissinginghappybirthday.mp3"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;here&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt; to hear his remarkable interpretation of the song.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Next, some people seemed to a little tipsy after a bit of wine, as the following pictures  tell.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b391/Engliang/GroupCollate.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 320px;" src="http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b391/Engliang/GroupCollate.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b391/Engliang/MiscCollate.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 320px;" src="http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b391/Engliang/MiscCollate.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b391/Engliang/ZoukCollate.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 320px;" src="http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b391/Engliang/ZoukCollate.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Of course, we shall not go into detail about how Chris went cloud touring after a few bottles of wine and what he subsequently did with Eileen at Zouk. We don't want to embarrass them after all, do we?&lt;br /&gt;For the terminally curious, ask Eileen herself.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Kudos and cya&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;*&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 204);"&gt;this post has been edited on the 7th of October. the annoying showing-offish jpeg flasher has been removed, and&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 204);"&gt;as of then, Eileen and Chris has yet to make public what exactly went on between both of them that night&lt;/span&gt;*&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31953757-115945093148047920?l=fingerinnose.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fingerinnose.blogspot.com/feeds/115945093148047920/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=31953757&amp;postID=115945093148047920' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31953757/posts/default/115945093148047920'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31953757/posts/default/115945093148047920'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fingerinnose.blogspot.com/2006/09/another-one-bites-dust.html' title='Another One Bites the Dust'/><author><name>nugnug</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09675107759607193500</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b391/Engliang/theCorinithian.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31953757.post-115920853407884194</id><published>2006-09-26T02:18:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2006-10-07T05:47:29.333+08:00</updated><title type='text'>DADADA!</title><content type='html'>You know i've always liked to drink Coke... But this advertisement totally rocks your socks off.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;To quote someone... 'China's weapons of Musical Destruction'.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But i think they dance certainly very well.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; ESSAY ESSAY ESSSAAAAAAYYYSSSSSS!!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;dadada.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="375" height="310"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/xFF206lVUJo"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/xFF206lVUJo" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="375" height="310"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;cheers.&lt;br /&gt;blip blip blip...&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31953757-115920853407884194?l=fingerinnose.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fingerinnose.blogspot.com/feeds/115920853407884194/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=31953757&amp;postID=115920853407884194' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31953757/posts/default/115920853407884194'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31953757/posts/default/115920853407884194'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fingerinnose.blogspot.com/2006/09/dadada.html' title='DADADA!'/><author><name>nugnug</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09675107759607193500</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b391/Engliang/theCorinithian.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31953757.post-115903873084405847</id><published>2006-09-24T03:06:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2006-09-28T20:40:28.646+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Who needs Singapore Idol?</title><content type='html'>Well recess is here! Oh bother, that means we get to eat? In primary school i thought recess was supposedly a break. Damn school.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;While on youtube i found chris some friends. They sing well too! &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;For the eternally brain damaged and essay-stressed. Here goes.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="375" height="310"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/mhuAJsA_ieY"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/mhuAJsA_ieY" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="375" height="310"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Cheers.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Triple X.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31953757-115903873084405847?l=fingerinnose.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fingerinnose.blogspot.com/feeds/115903873084405847/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=31953757&amp;postID=115903873084405847' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31953757/posts/default/115903873084405847'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31953757/posts/default/115903873084405847'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fingerinnose.blogspot.com/2006/09/who-needs-singapore-idol.html' title='Who needs Singapore Idol?'/><author><name>nugnug</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09675107759607193500</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b391/Engliang/theCorinithian.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31953757.post-115816730621780052</id><published>2006-09-14T00:52:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2006-09-14T01:08:26.226+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Titanic Two Trailer</title><content type='html'>Well... I really should be sleeping or coming up with an essay plan, but i have the good luck of learning something today from our lecturer... &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Titanic Two&lt;/span&gt; is coming out of Hollywood, soon. So, those of you who had watched the show 3 or 4 times the previous time round, stock up your dollars and prepare...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Anyway, here's the very exciting, MUST-WATCH trailer.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="375" height="310"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/9M71Je7UXeM"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/9M71Je7UXeM" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="375" height="310"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;"&gt;*coughcoughcough*&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31953757-115816730621780052?l=fingerinnose.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='related' href='http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9M71Je7UXeM' title='Titanic Two Trailer'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fingerinnose.blogspot.com/feeds/115816730621780052/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=31953757&amp;postID=115816730621780052' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31953757/posts/default/115816730621780052'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31953757/posts/default/115816730621780052'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fingerinnose.blogspot.com/2006/09/titanic-two-trailer.html' title='Titanic Two Trailer'/><author><name>nugnug</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09675107759607193500</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b391/Engliang/theCorinithian.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31953757.post-115773146866916620</id><published>2006-09-08T23:51:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2006-09-09T00:04:28.686+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Free Show</title><content type='html'>Okay, the midterm papers are piling up faster than university students cursing moth**fucking [insert preferred noun here], and we, or at least I, will be busy for a bit.&lt;br /&gt;So, to make up for a lack of intelligent content (presuming that it ever actually appears here), &lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;fingerinnose&lt;/span&gt; represents to you an entire 87 minute film... &lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;South Park, Bigger, Longer and Uncut!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Now, if we can convince our profs to let us study this gem instead of Bruce Lee...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Just view them in order, downwards. Enjoy.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="375" height="310"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/gQFCTC8P94Y"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/gQFCTC8P94Y" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="375" height="310"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="375" height="310"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/94Dor2kcdFU"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/94Dor2kcdFU" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="375" height="310"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="375" height="310"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/yF6Y2bHuSi0"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/yF6Y2bHuSi0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="375" height="310"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="375" height="310"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/AyaO7I7qtTU"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/AyaO7I7qtTU" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="375" height="310"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="375" height="310"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/RpZ2qLJikLg"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/RpZ2qLJikLg" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="375" height="310"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="375" height="310"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/xzRDFIcSwE4"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/xzRDFIcSwE4" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="375" height="310"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="375" height="310"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Lc1_4nsG9cI"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Lc1_4nsG9cI" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="375" height="310"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="375" height="310"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/kgUaXt6vlek"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/kgUaXt6vlek" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="375" height="310"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31953757-115773146866916620?l=fingerinnose.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='related' href='http://www.youtube.com/' title='Free Show'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fingerinnose.blogspot.com/feeds/115773146866916620/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=31953757&amp;postID=115773146866916620' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31953757/posts/default/115773146866916620'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31953757/posts/default/115773146866916620'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fingerinnose.blogspot.com/2006/09/free-show.html' title='Free Show'/><author><name>nugnug</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09675107759607193500</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b391/Engliang/theCorinithian.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31953757.post-115696520178399895</id><published>2006-08-31T03:08:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2006-08-31T03:14:45.066+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Public Service Announcement: Paranormal Activities Detected in NUS Central Library</title><content type='html'>&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;Dear readers, it is with urgency that we at &lt;i style=""&gt;fingerinnose&lt;/i&gt; must notify you that we have discovered intense paranormal activity in the National University of Singapore’s Central Library, Singapore-Malaysia department.&lt;/p&gt;    &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;Unexplained occurrences have recurred at regular rates for some time in the Central Library. The bizarre Time Warp phenomenon, for example, starts every weekday night at 2145 hours, where the next 15 minutes of real time are somehow condensed by complex time-flux into 5 minutes, forcing users to leave 10 minutes before the stipulated closing time of 2200 hours. Hellish music always accompanies this event, leading to suspicions of the involvement of satanic cults, or even Singapore Idol contestants.&lt;/p&gt;            &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;More recent suspicions of supranormal goings-ons were first aroused when the academy’s wireless systems abruptly stop functioning as irregular intervals, startling several undergraduates into exclamations of ‘tsk!” and “@##$%!”. Further evidence of otherworldly encounters is the shocking revelation divulged by undisclosed laptop users in the rear area of the department, of the discovery that none of the six power sources there actually worked.&lt;br /&gt;NUS is a world-class university with steadily rising financial inlays, and is well-known even in remote regions like Pasir Ris, Tuas, Woodlands and Pulau Ubin. It is impossible that basic resources like power sources can be malfunctioning in such a prestigious institution. Consequently, the suspicious coincidence of failings recorded above can only have supernatural origins.&lt;br /&gt;Conclusive proof of this ghostly infestation is decisively struck home by this uncanny video publicized below, taken from the problematic area.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="375" height="310"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Ic5tP6r_rN8"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Ic5tP6r_rN8" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="375" height="310"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt; &lt;br /&gt;It shows an obviously possessed man, aged around 46 years, playing about with Chubby the Alien and some keys. As middle-aged men do not play with aliens, keys, or for the matter, allow themselves to be videoed while playing with aliens and keys, the recording is irrefutable proof that the victim is under third-party influence.&lt;/p&gt;    &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;The University has already engaged the specialist organization known to the public as the Singapore Paranormal Investigators, to examine and evaluate the situation. While the SPI has yet to enter the library with their extraordinarily expensive, state-of-the-art equipment that shows white fluffy balls wherever they go, a record of their report has already been leaked by unnamed sources, officially concluding that the department is “creepy”.&lt;/p&gt;      &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;It is advised that all human-related activities there, like photocopying RBR books, be halted until the authorities can clear the area of the unwelcomed guests. &lt;o:p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31953757-115696520178399895?l=fingerinnose.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fingerinnose.blogspot.com/feeds/115696520178399895/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=31953757&amp;postID=115696520178399895' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31953757/posts/default/115696520178399895'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31953757/posts/default/115696520178399895'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fingerinnose.blogspot.com/2006/08/public-service-announcement-paranormal.html' title='Public Service Announcement: Paranormal Activities Detected in NUS Central Library'/><author><name>nugnug</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09675107759607193500</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b391/Engliang/theCorinithian.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31953757.post-115696100577251570</id><published>2006-08-31T01:59:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2006-08-31T02:03:25.786+08:00</updated><title type='text'>UnNews: Iran defies IAU, maintains that Pluto is a planet</title><content type='html'>&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;Found this article:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia.&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This article is part of UnNews, your source for up-to-the-microsecond misinformation.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;26 August 2006&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;st1:place&gt;&lt;st1:city&gt;TEHRAN&lt;/st1:City&gt;, &lt;st1:country-region&gt;Iran&lt;/st1:country-region&gt;&lt;/st1:place&gt; -- Days after the International Astronomical Union passed a binding resolution declaring that Pluto is no longer classified as a planet, &lt;st1:country-region&gt;&lt;st1:place&gt;Iran&lt;/st1:place&gt;&lt;/st1:country-region&gt; defiantly maintains that it still is. Astronomers worldwide are shocked at the Middle Eastern country's stubbornness, but are still hoping negotiations will lead to a satisfactory conclusion.&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;    &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;"It is unacceptable to hold on to the belief that the small, icy rock out in the Kuiper Belt is a full-fledged planet," explained IAU chief Buzz Lightyear. Experts say that calling it a "midget planetoid" may be acceptable, but anything beyond that would be crossing the line. Many fear &lt;st1:country-region&gt;&lt;st1:place&gt;Iran&lt;/st1:place&gt;&lt;/st1:country-region&gt;'s position on the matter could lead to an interplanetary war.&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;    &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;But &lt;st1:country-region&gt;&lt;st1:place&gt;Iran&lt;/st1:place&gt;&lt;/st1:country-region&gt;'s charismatic President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad held a press conference Sunday, boldly sticking to his opinion. "The voice of the people of &lt;st1:country-region&gt;&lt;st1:place&gt;Iran&lt;/st1:place&gt;&lt;/st1:country-region&gt; cannot be silenced. We have chosen to recognize Pluto as a planet, and the Western World must respect our peaceful decision," he announced. He later added, seemingly off-topic, "The Zionist regime must be wiped off the map." Sources say &lt;st1:country-region&gt;&lt;st1:place&gt;Iran&lt;/st1:place&gt;&lt;/st1:country-region&gt; has already rejected a shipment of new school textbooks, which list only 8 planets. Furthermore, they continue listing Charon as "Pluto's moon," further angering scientists.&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;    &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;The IAU is scheduled to report on &lt;st1:country-region&gt;&lt;st1:place&gt;Iran&lt;/st1:place&gt;&lt;/st1:country-region&gt;'s astronomical activity by mid-September, at which time the United Nations will meet to discuss possible sanctions. Officials say that the country will almost certainly be found in violation of the latest resolution. Satellite imagery of the Tehran Telescope Array, which was funded exclusively for planetary research, had its lenses aimed directly at Pluto. The IAU used to maintain monitoring equipment at the site, but &lt;st1:country-region&gt;&lt;st1:place&gt;Iran&lt;/st1:place&gt;&lt;/st1:country-region&gt; expelled foreign astronomers months ago.&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;    &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;The &lt;st1:country-region&gt;&lt;st1:place&gt;United States&lt;/st1:place&gt;&lt;/st1:country-region&gt; is readying for a potential showdown with &lt;st1:country-region&gt;&lt;st1:place&gt;Iran&lt;/st1:place&gt;&lt;/st1:country-region&gt; over the issue, with President Bush declaring, "The time for negotiations is quickly running out." Asked why &lt;st1:country-region&gt;&lt;st1:place&gt;Iran&lt;/st1:place&gt;&lt;/st1:country-region&gt;'s recognition of Pluto as a planet is a threat to the world, White House press secretary Tony Snow explained, "They could use their planetary research money to mine Pluto and extract plutonium for nucular weapons."&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;    &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;Sparking further worries are rumors that &lt;st1:country-region&gt;&lt;st1:place&gt;Iran&lt;/st1:place&gt;&lt;/st1:country-region&gt; is considering adding the asteroid Ceres and the newly discovered Xena to its list of planets. "Such a move could certainly spark World War III," commented Secretary General of the UN, Kofi Annan.&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31953757-115696100577251570?l=fingerinnose.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='related' href='http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/UnNews:Iran_defies_IAU%2C_maintains_that_Pluto_is_a_planet' title='UnNews: Iran defies IAU, maintains that Pluto is a planet'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fingerinnose.blogspot.com/feeds/115696100577251570/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=31953757&amp;postID=115696100577251570' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31953757/posts/default/115696100577251570'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31953757/posts/default/115696100577251570'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fingerinnose.blogspot.com/2006/08/unnews-iran-defies-iau-maintains-that.html' title='UnNews: Iran defies IAU, maintains that Pluto is a planet'/><author><name>nugnug</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09675107759607193500</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b391/Engliang/theCorinithian.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31953757.post-115635308807158535</id><published>2006-08-24T00:35:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2006-08-24T01:11:28.296+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Things found in my mail...</title><content type='html'>Hello guys. How is school going on? Not to spoil the market per se, but i have since STARTED STUDYING :P&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Up to you whether you believe it or not.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I stumbled across quite a few interesting mails... here are some of them.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;the turning on mechanism:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 363px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 233px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" height="277" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3341/1599/320/knobs.jpg" width="421" border="0" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;well guys are easily turned on. Guess girls have so many more 'knobs' to twist eh? But more fun than your regular PS2... (PS only got 2 big knobs...).&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Gender Stats:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3341/1599/320/argument.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;And my personal fave:&lt;br /&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3341/1599/320/women.0.png" border="0" /&gt;How true.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Regards,&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;V for Voltaire.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31953757-115635308807158535?l=fingerinnose.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fingerinnose.blogspot.com/feeds/115635308807158535/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=31953757&amp;postID=115635308807158535' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31953757/posts/default/115635308807158535'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31953757/posts/default/115635308807158535'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fingerinnose.blogspot.com/2006/08/things-found-in-my-mail.html' title='Things found in my mail...'/><author><name>nugnug</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09675107759607193500</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b391/Engliang/theCorinithian.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31953757.post-115626910714023339</id><published>2006-08-23T01:25:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2006-08-23T01:51:47.186+08:00</updated><title type='text'>officially funny</title><content type='html'>First, apologies for the looonngggggg abandonment of this site. El's work's in a mess, and Dick seems to be semibanned from here or something.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Anyway, found this on talkingcock.com:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b391/Engliang/bigsmallcock.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 400px;" src="http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b391/Engliang/bigsmallcock.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Must laugh ah. Officially approved one.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;And oh, if ANYONE has ANY idea how Christopher Nolan's Momento link in any logical way to  the study of history, PLEASE comment. Thanks.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31953757-115626910714023339?l=fingerinnose.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fingerinnose.blogspot.com/feeds/115626910714023339/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=31953757&amp;postID=115626910714023339' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31953757/posts/default/115626910714023339'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31953757/posts/default/115626910714023339'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fingerinnose.blogspot.com/2006/08/officially-funny.html' title='officially funny'/><author><name>nugnug</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09675107759607193500</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b391/Engliang/theCorinithian.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31953757.post-115480271507097059</id><published>2006-08-06T02:13:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2006-08-06T02:47:55.226+08:00</updated><title type='text'>The Starry Night</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b391/Engliang/Collated.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px;" src="http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b391/Engliang/Collated.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;National Day is sneaking up on us. Before you know it, everyone seems to emit bursts of patriotism that seems as contagious as the Corrupted Blood plague (possibly the coolest event in online gaming until you die 3 times in a row from it) in the World of Warcraft. Of course, the 9th of August also means the National Day Parade, a rather repetitive event with one uplifting highlight: fireworks.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Just as some pretty weird and depressed Dutch fella takes death to reach the stars, we take digicams to let these stars reach you. &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Fingerinnose&lt;/span&gt; is proud to inform you that we have ploughed through mobs and screaming children, which are probably more fearsome than hell and high water, to share with you these footages...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="380" height="320"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/hbVi1AoEtmM"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/hbVi1AoEtmM" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="380" height="320"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="380" height="320"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/7odbNx2FOLo"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/7odbNx2FOLo" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="380" height="320"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="380" height="320"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/evtzpmP8NNU"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/evtzpmP8NNU" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="380" height="320"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Okay, it's only 6 August and NDP hasn't happened. So, these are not the fireworks from NDP itself. But hello, we have to stand in a noisy, frowning mass for like 20 minutes before the 5 August rehearsal finally got itself underway. Can lah.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The original vids can be found in Engliang's laptop.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Symbol;font-size:12;"  &gt;&lt;span style=""&gt;­&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span style=";font-family:Symbol;font-size:12;"  &gt;&lt;span style=""&gt;­&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31953757-115480271507097059?l=fingerinnose.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fingerinnose.blogspot.com/feeds/115480271507097059/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=31953757&amp;postID=115480271507097059' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31953757/posts/default/115480271507097059'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31953757/posts/default/115480271507097059'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fingerinnose.blogspot.com/2006/08/starry-night.html' title='The Starry Night'/><author><name>nugnug</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09675107759607193500</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b391/Engliang/theCorinithian.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31953757.post-115469824739528937</id><published>2006-08-04T20:55:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2006-08-04T21:32:08.743+08:00</updated><title type='text'>the truth about fact and hearts</title><content type='html'>Alright, school is, unfortunately, starting in a mere week's time. I am reminded by some nutjob lifescience schoolmate that i should actually do some strange, unexplained activity, called &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;revision&lt;/span&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;Of course, being a arts student, this obiviously excludes any form of reading. Any respectable artsman (or artswoman) will instead recall the different ways of logical thinking and understanding common sense.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And i'm quite sure i've found a master in the ways of thinking. Yep, any bugger who actually regularly watch comedy central, or youtube for the matter, will point their finger that this is bloody old.&lt;br /&gt;Well, truthiness travels slowly, and it has only reach me at this time.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Check this out.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="380" height="320"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/7uNE_kb_eGA"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/7uNE_kb_eGA" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="380" height="320"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;the original flick can be found &lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uNE_kb_eGA"&gt;here&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31953757-115469824739528937?l=fingerinnose.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fingerinnose.blogspot.com/feeds/115469824739528937/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=31953757&amp;postID=115469824739528937' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31953757/posts/default/115469824739528937'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31953757/posts/default/115469824739528937'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fingerinnose.blogspot.com/2006/08/truth-about-fact-and-hearts.html' title='the truth about fact and hearts'/><author><name>nugnug</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09675107759607193500</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b391/Engliang/theCorinithian.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31953757.post-115436223954543964</id><published>2006-08-01T00:09:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2006-08-01T03:20:23.360+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Public Service Announcement</title><content type='html'>Good day to you faithful fingerinnose readers ( already 4 and a half at last count!), we regret to inform you that we have suffered something akin to a terrorist attack. All our previous posts have been lost.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Of course, we are not going to let a little thing like utter deletion of what amounts to nine months of bellyaching bother us.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But please, to all out there, don't trash an innocent blog in a moment of madness. It has done nothing wrong. And many people, writers, readers, nitpickers, etc have all put in their sweat, blood and tears (ok, maybe not the blood) into it.&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b391/Engliang/BlognestyInternational.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 200px;" src="http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b391/Engliang/BlognestyInternational.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We thank you for your kind patience in the matter.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So.&lt;br /&gt;We are happy to announcee that fingerinnose is reopening. Or republishing, if you're particular about it. Keep tuning in for more leaf-dropping excitement.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Cheers and&lt;br /&gt;smile always, even if you ain't trying to sell people something.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31953757-115436223954543964?l=fingerinnose.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fingerinnose.blogspot.com/feeds/115436223954543964/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=31953757&amp;postID=115436223954543964' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31953757/posts/default/115436223954543964'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31953757/posts/default/115436223954543964'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fingerinnose.blogspot.com/2006/08/public-service-announcement.html' title='Public Service Announcement'/><author><name>nugnug</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09675107759607193500</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b391/Engliang/theCorinithian.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
